This week Caroline is stuck listening to some less than savory information about Stefan's past on The Vampire Diaries, and Joe West shares some similarly bad news about his past with Iris' mother with his daughter.
There are quotes about Taylor Swift, zits, mice and just how obscene googling can sound when you stop to think about it.
Find out what else was rockin' the small screen when you scroll through the quotables photo gallery for the week ending Thursday, October 22, 2015!
1. The Vampire Diaries
Caroline: I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker....
2. Reign
Mary: You and I are...we're not just royalty. We're more than an alliance. We're different. We love each other. Francis: And we always...
3. Blue Bloods
Eddie: Touch that horn one more time and I'm gonna feed you the steering wheel.
4. Doctor Who
Ashildr: You think they're all idiots, don't you? The Doctor: What, you mean the rest of the universe? Basically, yes I do. Ashildr: But...
5. The Leftovers
Laurie: Why are we losing? Tom: Because they're giving them something. I mean, we can strip it away, but once it's gone? We have nothing...
6. Homeland
Carrie: The point is that the meds have saved my life, literally, but something is lost, too. Jonas: The elation. Carrie: It's more than...